surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

lazypacific:

i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday

bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER

bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

OOOOOHHHHHHHH. OH. OH. OH. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. WOW. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK OH OH FUCK  OOOHH FUCK. FUCK. OH. OH FUCK. FUCK. YOU. YOU GOT. FUCK. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK. YOU GOT FUCKED UP. FUCK. OH. HOW. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. OH. OH FUCK. HOW DOES IT FEEL. FUCK. OH FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK HOW DOES IT FEEL. WOW. YOU GOT OWNED. FUCK. OH FUCK YOU GOT OWNED OH FUCK. MY FUCKING OH MY FUCK YOU GOT SO FUCKING OWNED AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. OH. FUCK. FUCK ME OH FUCK WOW FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU ARE SO STUPID WOW YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU JUST GOT OWNED SO BAD. OH. FUCK. OH FUCK ME. SHUT UP FOREVER

Why not fall in love?
Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

thatfunnyblog:

 

holy fuck 

a kingdom of eye-solation

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

arabellesicardi:

rpattz ALS challenge video is my favorite because it’s the worst. so, basically, in character and totally predictable.  

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP